Shortest private chatbox conversation ever in history

lady_august2002: asl ( impolite opening line )
edwin posse : m holland 40
lady_august2002: f40phil ( i do not really like philpines i dont know what it is )
lady_august2002: married?
edwin posse : ha hello nice to meet u
lady_august2002: kids
edwin posse : kids
lady_august2002: kids?
edwin posse : jee u really know ha ha how to start a conversation hey?
BUZZ!!! ( very annoing : she busses me after i took one breath of three seconds )
lady_august2002: wat
lady_august2002: r u married?
lady_august2002: do u hve kids?
lady_august2002 is typing...
lady_august2002: wats ur job?
BUZZ!!!
edwin posse : hey august see u later alligator
edwin posse : must go now

jeuj

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hee

il just retype what you possible missed
lady_august2002: i am searching for a single man
lady_august2002: i like to find real love
lady_august2002: you r so cute i love you
lady_august2002: well i wanna come over to you, but i got a problem
lady_august2002: i have to pay doctor for my sich mother
lady_august2002: can you transfer xxxxEUR by anonymous money transfer
lady_august2002: please i wanna come over to you and marry you ...

ha today again another philpin laday seeking for seed

again the same questions ha ha



liren2965_a: hello
edwin posse: ha hekko
edwin posse: hello
liren2965_a: hi how r u?
edwin posse: ha cool thamk u
edwin posse: thank
liren2965_a: really
liren2965_a: wer r u now?
edwin posse: wah yeah ha ha not really cool but yeah whos is?
edwin posse: in holland i live
liren2965_a: ah ok..
liren2965_a: still busy to chat somebody..
edwin posse: no not really h=just working a bit
edwin posse: are u from america?
edwin posse: or japan?
liren2965_a: no frm philippines
edwin posse: ha oke cool
liren2965_a: stiil ur working.
liren2965_a: still busy sorry..
edwin posse: h aha yeah sorry
edwin posse: i am always working ha ha
edwin posse: what work do u do?
liren2965_a: i'm here on dudai..
liren2965_a: i working on school..
edwin posse: ha oke u are a teacher?
liren2965_a: no assistant student only..
edwin posse: ha oke
liren2965_a: where u work?
edwin posse: i am a musician
liren2965_a: ur a singer or wat..
liren2965_a: mybe guitarist..
edwin posse: http://www.myspace.com/edwinemanuelposse
edwin posse: ha this is me
liren2965_a: ok
liren2965_a: r u married..
edwin posse: no single
liren2965_a: why..
edwin posse: divorce
liren2965_a: ah divorce ok.
liren2965_a: hello
edwin posse: ha yeah soorry here i am
edwin posse: againa
liren2965_a: stiil busy
edwin posse: ha no yeah a bit my work ha yeah
liren2965_a: ok...
liren2965_a: ok take care..
edwin posse: okidoki
liren2965_a: wat's ur nationality?
edwin posse: ha ha i told u already : i am dutch form holland
liren2965_a: ah yes sorry..
liren2965_a: because okidoki is tagalog words..
edwin posse: oke ha jeyah
edwin posse: okesorry
liren2965_a: u have a kids..
liren2965_a: wer r u
edwin posse: no
edwin posse: i have no kids
liren2965_a: why
edwin posse: divorce
liren2965_a: how many yrs 2gether w/ ur wife..
edwin posse: 7
liren2965_a: 7yrs very long why u don't have kids?no sorry i have a lot of question 2 u?
liren2965_a: that is ur life..
edwin posse: ha i am very pickky with girls and didnt have luck to find one
liren2965_a: wat happen 2u?
edwin posse: ha yeah long story
liren2965_a: hello..
edwin posse: ah sorry here i am again

and then i gave up

eyz edwin you must meet SIM he is just like you