Dorst?

I get email asking me about the effects of my absinthe. It contains the same active ingredients as distilled absinthe and has the same effects. Now, what are these effects? I describe them as a cross between pot, exstacy, cocaine, strong coffee, and vodka.

Warnings: Avoid prolonged and excessive use. Not for pregnant women as it can cause miscarraige, birth defects, and abortion. Highly addictive and can cause brain damage. Illegal to sell in final form.