Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their
fondness for wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows & any other baubles that women find romantic.
Men are glad to shower this affection on their women, but the
truth is they feel left out. That's right, left out. It's because there's
no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
Accordingly, March 20th has been designated "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective & self-explanatory, this holiday is an opportunity for
ladies to show just how much they love their men. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town -- the name of the holiday explains it all.
Just a steak & a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable March. It'll create a perpetual love
machine!
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fondness for wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows & any other baubles that women find romantic.
Men are glad to shower this affection on their women, but the
truth is they feel left out. That's right, left out. It's because there's
no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in
their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
Accordingly, March 20th has been designated "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective & self-explanatory, this holiday is an opportunity for
ladies to show just how much they love their men. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town -- the name of the holiday explains it all.
Just a steak & a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable March. It'll create a perpetual love
machine!







