The people of the Netherlands are known as cloggies and are a very Germanic people with Germanic characteristics and German names. However, they refuse to be known as Germans, even though they display most of the common characteristics (they hate the French). They are said to be very tall with an average height of over 185 cm for males and 171cm for females (in order to keep their heads above sea level), but such surveys were probably taken after wearing very thick-soled wooden shoes which can raise a person by as much as 8cm became a norm for them (and this even without the shoes being 8cm thick). The first Dutch actor appeard in Austin Powers: Goldmember, in which had his own main role, and whom was allowed to use his own name. He also used some Dutch in the English-speaking movie such as "faja","toyt" and "toyger". They also shat in their pants for five years.
The Dutch are generally a bunch of complainers who have an inflated view of themselves. They dislike foreigners with a passion, probably due to the lack of space in their tiny country. Never expect any manners from Dutchmen, they are taught in school that being polite is bad and being rude is good. If a Dutchman knocks a bicycle over, he will never pick it up.
Dutch people basically hate everything unless it is free, this is because they are the most stingy people in the world. Dutchmen love free things even if they have no use for them. You can even take a crap and give it to a Dutchman, as long as it is free, he will be happy with his steaming pile of shite.
The Dutch people hate muslims but they are too afraid to vote for people who want put them all in concentration camps.
Cloggies also hate Polish people. This is a strange phenomenon considering that polish people work much harder than Cloggies. Dutch people make Polish people work for less than minimum wage and then complain that there are too many polish people, another example of the retarded Dutch mentality.
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The Dutch are generally a bunch of complainers who have an inflated view of themselves. They dislike foreigners with a passion, probably due to the lack of space in their tiny country. Never expect any manners from Dutchmen, they are taught in school that being polite is bad and being rude is good. If a Dutchman knocks a bicycle over, he will never pick it up.
Dutch people basically hate everything unless it is free, this is because they are the most stingy people in the world. Dutchmen love free things even if they have no use for them. You can even take a crap and give it to a Dutchman, as long as it is free, he will be happy with his steaming pile of shite.
The Dutch people hate muslims but they are too afraid to vote for people who want put them all in concentration camps.
Cloggies also hate Polish people. This is a strange phenomenon considering that polish people work much harder than Cloggies. Dutch people make Polish people work for less than minimum wage and then complain that there are too many polish people, another example of the retarded Dutch mentality.
and more of this on : http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Netherlands
