"we are the knight's who say NI!!"
google ff monty python dan ...
doe jij ff dan
gelukkig weet ik WEL waar het over gaat 
en als je een topic open moet je ook voor wat info zorgen 
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oke, voor degene die nog nooit van monty python gehoord hebben, hilarische engelse humor (ff googlen dus)
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Always look on the bright side of life.
engelse humor(n)
monty python
Britse humor 
a schrubbery but not too expensive 
"She turned me into a nood!"
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"i came here for an argument"
Trouwens wel ruk dat je nergens die film "jabberwocky" los kan krijgen 
Ik heb ze alle 3 behalve die dan
"What is the airspeedvelocity of a swalow?"
"African or European swalow?"
Ik heb ze alle 3 behalve die dan
"What is the airspeedvelocity of a swalow?"
"African or European swalow?"
ja dat vind ik ook errug 'ruk'
i want you to cut down a tree with a.....haring!!
i want you to cut down a tree with a.....haring!!
Helden
'Always look on the bright site of life' is natuurlijk wel DE klassieker.
en natuurlijk: 'and now for something completely different...'
'Always look on the bright site of life' is natuurlijk wel DE klassieker.
en natuurlijk: 'and now for something completely different...'
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SPAM!!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
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the ministery rulez!!!
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
I blow my nose in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time...
whahahahahaha!!!
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Uitspraak van verwijderd op donderdag 30 augustus 2007 om 22:47:I blow my nose in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time...
Nu nog dat accent erbij denken
I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody
albatross....(
albatross....(
WHADDAYOU WANT?
Well, Well, I was told outside that...
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
What?
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Well, Well, I was told outside that...
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
What?
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the
Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under
the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior.
Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field
on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attmpts to fly from
tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior.
Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field
on their 'ind legs. Now witness their attmpts to fly from
tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
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This is an ex-parrot!!!!
There are some that call me........Tim
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Deze blijf ik ook hilarisch vinden
Deze blijf ik ook hilarisch vinden
I'm camel spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are any camels that I can spot, and put them down in my camel spotting book.
euh...hoe zet ik er ook alweer filmpies in? somebody hlp me pls
Trouble at mill.
Oh no. What sort of trouble?
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
Oh no. What sort of trouble?
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
it's Attila the Nun.
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.
[ movie ] [ / movie]
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Geweldig
{argument 'id' ontbreekt}
Geweldig
nah...krijg t nie voor elkaar met filmpie....blij dat ik mijn haar geverfd heb,hihihi
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I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Sorry?
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
No, no, no.This ... tobacconist's.
Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
No, no, no ...tobacco...er, cigarettes?
Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Sorry?
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
No, no, no.This ... tobacconist's.
Ah! I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
No, no, no ...tobacco...er, cigarettes?
Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.
Die is ook hilarisch idd
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
But how do you *know* she is a witch?
She looks like one!
Yeah! She looks like one!!!
BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
But how do you *know* she is a witch?
She looks like one!
Yeah! She looks like one!!!
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I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Er,...but you are dressed as one.
THEY dressed me up like this.
No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
Well?
Well, we did do the nose.
The nose?
And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
Did you dress her up like this?
NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
yes.
yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
(hopefully) She has got a wart...
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, She turned me into a newt!!
a newt?
I got better...
BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she
is a witch!
Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
And what do you burn apart from witches?
More Witches!
Er,...but you are dressed as one.
THEY dressed me up like this.
No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
Well?
Well, we did do the nose.
The nose?
And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
Did you dress her up like this?
NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
yes.
yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
(hopefully) She has got a wart...
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, She turned me into a newt!!
a newt?
I got better...
BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIETA There are ways of *telling* whether she
is a witch!
Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
And what do you burn apart from witches?
More Witches!
Ni!!
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
ow your german..
i thought there was something wrong with you
-
you started it
no you started it
no you started it, you invaded poland!!
ow shit
dat is falwty towers
i thought there was something wrong with you
-
you started it
no you started it
no you started it, you invaded poland!!
ow shit
dat is falwty towers
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"You manky Scot'sh git! What's he do, nibble your bum?"
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
Ohh.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Ohh.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!