Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.
A. A navel.
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them.
Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in common?
A. You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.
















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