Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that i'm writing to you today, the 26th of december. Well, i would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusions, i wrote to you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades of the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better then me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. i would go on errands, and even help the elderly across the street. There was virtually nothing within my reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck where you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little queer across the streetso many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit you'r big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking Northpole. Just what like i have to do since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad i can be, you fat cocksucker!
Sincerly,
Little Johny (9yrs)
You must be surprised that i'm writing to you today, the 26th of december. Well, i would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusions, i wrote to you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades of the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better then me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. i would go on errands, and even help the elderly across the street. There was virtually nothing within my reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck where you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little queer across the streetso many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit you'r big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking Northpole. Just what like i have to do since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad i can be, you fat cocksucker!
Sincerly,
Little Johny (9yrs)
