The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean,
He has a beautifull smile,
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man loves children,
And will rause them by your side.
He will be a good father,
As well a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power,
To convery his feelings of love on you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend of your mother,
And kisses away your pain.
He never had made you cry,
Or hurt you anyway.
O damn... The perfect man is GAY!
