Forum voor de mensen die Ninjas totally sweet vinden!!
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Zijn van die volwassen mannen met een panty van hun moeder op hun hoofd die vroeger teveel turtles gekeken hebben 
Moontje hoe kom jij terrecht op onze NinjaPagina?
Zijn van die volwassen mannen met een panty van hun moeder op hun hoofd die vroeger teveel turtles gekeken hebben
gehehehehe
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Voor meer tekst en uitleg!! haha
Voor meer tekst en uitleg!! haha
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bohh.. Jonathan, Ninja-fegg
Carnophage, dat geeft een blik in jouw zieke denkwijze.. Wij vinden Ninja's gewoon totally sweet 
HAHAHA wou net zegge moet je maar american ninja kijke! met hem!
Milfjes
met hem!Milfjes
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Totally sweet 
Tuurlijk, huurmoordenaars zijn totally sweet
Tuurlijk, huurmoordenaars zijn totally sweet
ja he 
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Think outside of a box!! 
ik heb een badjas
Totally sweet
Tuurlijk, huurmoordenaars zijn totally sweet
Nikita is toch ook huurmoordenaar?
Pogo sucks!
Carnophage is niet eens n woord man 
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Nikita is toch ook huurmoordenaar?
Mjah dat vind ik ook een teef
Waarom zou dit bij onzin en humor staan....
Totally sweet
Tuurlijk, huurmoordenaars zijn totally sweet
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Carnophage is niet eens n woord man
Haha lampie
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POGO is inderdaad voor kleuters, in tegenstelling tot Ninja´s.. uitsluitend voor milfs en freaks..
![[img width=480 height=640 cacheid=0013859d001d55f78138a9131a00f7587e]http://www.nootrope.net/blog/noninja.jpg[/img]](/images/cache/0013859d001d55f78138a9131a00f7587e "Bron: http://www.nootrope.net/blog/noninja.jpg")
![[img width=230 height=320 cacheid=0013859e001d57b9d3d064381a00f75882]http://www.magiclibrary.net/rarities/friday-night-magic-carnophage.jpg[/img]](/images/cache/0013859e001d57b9d3d064381a00f75882 "Bron: http://www.magiclibrary.net/rarities/friday-night-magic-carnophage.jpg")
Magic cards beest
(wat dat ook moge zijn)is trouwens ook een spelletje van met van die beesten heet ook carnophage
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Mjah dat vind ik ook een teef
Geef maar toe dat je graag gedomineerd wordt
Je vindt ninja's dom en je noemt n vrouw die ontzettend charmant is n teef.. én je naam slaat nergens op.. Gaat niet zo best he
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Waarom zou dit bij onzin en humor staan....
Waarom vraag je dat aan mij, jij hebt m geopend
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![[img width=312 height=312 cacheid=000190e000038ed046ed20ae1a00f758cc]http://www.rmlicensing.com/ENG/Ninja/ninja1.gif[/img]](/images/cache/000190e000038ed046ed20ae1a00f758cc "Bron: http://www.rmlicensing.com/ENG/Ninja/ninja1.gif")
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Je vindt ninja's dom en je noemt n vrouw die ontzettend charmant is n teef.. én je naam slaat nergens op.. Gaat niet zo best he
1. ik vind ninja's niet dom.
2. Het is een serie, fictief enzo.
3. Zoek volgende keer eens goed, zoals Carnivorous en Phage ofzo ?
3b. Het komt vaker voor dat namen opzichzelf geen betekenis hebben.
Waarom vraag je dat aan mij, jij hebt m geopend
Ik klaag niet!
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Jong, als je niet van ninjas houdt.. dan ga je toch ergens TARrot spelen.. met dominerende vrouwen 
6 potige vleeseter 
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omnipaghe zou dan ook bestaan en een herbipaghe ook
omnipaghe is een allesetend 6 potig beest en een herbipaghe een 6 potigbeest wat uitsluitend vegetatie eet
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omnipaghe zou dan ook bestaan en een herbipaghe ook
omnipaghe is een allesetend 6 potig beest en een herbipaghe een 6 potigbeest wat uitsluitend vegetatie eet
Damn wat een wijsheid!!!
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enough said!
enough said!
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wat een gruwelijke boutsite btw irritant muziekje 
Damn wat een wijsheid!!!
Dat noemen ze biologie
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Anyway ik ga "tarot" spelen met een dominante chick
geen gevoel voor humor!!
nee idd huub is tarsaai
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Jawel hoor, heb me dood zitten lachen
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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Leuk hoe mense daar zo serieus op kunne reagere!
Makes me flip out and just kill people!Without thinking twice about it! haha
Check de hatemail op de ninja site!
Makes me flip out and just kill people!Without thinking twice about it! haha
Check de hatemail op de ninja site!
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Ninja's rock! Als ik n Ninja was zou ik sommige mensen hier onthoofden zonder er 2 keer over na te denken
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
als ik ninja was flipte ik gewoon uit hakte iemands kop eraf zonder reden
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
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De ultieme ninja game!! Flip out and kill as many people as possible!
De ultieme ninja game!! Flip out and kill as many people as possible!
![[img width=400 height=607 cacheid=001385a0001d58024460966c1a00f75bad]http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/elektra20.jpg[/img]](/images/cache/001385a0001d58024460966c1a00f75bad "Bron: http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/elektra20.jpg")
Echte ninja's slapen elke nacht (stiekem) bij n charmante dame! En als ze wakker wordt en hem ziet hakt ie haar verticaal doormidden en denkt er niet eens 2 keer over na!!!
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The Pirate Dance
SCENE 1:
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
The End
-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.
SCENE 1:
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth with says “No,” but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
The End
-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.
Ninja don't sweat.
Bullets can't kill a ninja.
Ninja invented skateboarding
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.
Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
Tell your friends about www.entertheninja.com ... or DIE!
Bullets can't kill a ninja.
Ninja invented skateboarding
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.
Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
Tell your friends about www.entertheninja.com ... or DIE!
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