Happy
Midget smiley
Cheshire cat smile
Happy
Salamander
User is a midget
Smilie without a nose
Normal face
Leper
<smile> or <grin>
Your basic smiley
Ha ha
Comedy
Willie Shoemaker
"We are all, each of us, alone"
Happy
Humorous
Smiley standard
The normal smiling face
User is an orator
Happy user
Just kidding or happy
I'm a gentleman
User is nosy
:> Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
Midget smiley
Hmm, let me think...
User is a midget
Devilish Grin
Sharp smile
Midget Wink
Winking
Wink (or wink and a smile)
Winking smiley
"If you touch my daughter again, they won't be blanks"
A practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
Beaten up
Could be pirate smiling face??
Crying with happiness
Getting fresh
Sardonic incredulity
Smiling face gets his lights punched out
User is making a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
Hinting
;> Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
Midget wink
Saucy wink
Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
Message from Batman
User wears horn-rimmed glasses
Horn-rims
"Holy trichinosis!"
"I pray daily for death"
"Let's do the beach, man!"
User is ready for the beach
Cool or sunglasses
Ski glasses
Smile with glasses
Smiling and wearing glasses
Wide-eyed look
User is wearing sunglasses
Smiley swimmer
Smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses
"I was the second gunman"
Excited
Bug-eyed smilie
Eight!?! (happy)
Swimmer
8-( Unhappy smiley
Wide-eyed unhappy smiley
Eight!?! (unhappy)
Laughter
Big smile
Big mouth
User is laughing (at you!)
Big smile
Said with a smile
Talking too much
User is a blabber mouth
Laugh-happy user
Comedy
User singing national anthem
Uh oh!
Surprise / shocker
"Oh, the humanity!"
Mr. Bill
Wow!
Shocked
Yawn
Talking/Peaceably
More versions of shouting
Bored
Unhappy
Frowning smilie.
Boo hoo
Drama
"I will start with those you love most"
Has read too many 'smiley' articles
Mad
Sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
Un-smiley
Displeasure
Sad user
Depressed of frowning
"Have an ordinary day"
Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
Nyahhhh!
Nyah nyah
"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons"
Has a secret to tell you
Telling secrets
Tongue hanging out in anticipation
User is wanting to lick your neck
Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-J Tongue in cheek
Tongue-in-cheek comments
Surfer
Censored
User wears braces
Braces
"My lips are sealed"
Mouth zipped
Punched in the mouth
Talking with Braces
Blowing a kiss
Put your money where your mouth is
Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
"These braces sure do hurt!"
Mouth wired shut
Sellout (does NOT rhyme with zealot!)
Uncertainty
Jewish user
:-& Message indicating person is angry
User is tongue tied
Smiley which is tongue-tied
Perplexed
User eating spaghetti
:-* Kiss...
Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
User just ate a sour pickle
User just ate something sour
Smiley after eating something bitter
After eating something bitter or sour
Star-tled
Blowing a kiss
"My lips are sealed" smiley
"My lips are sealed"
Not telling any secrets
User kissing
Blowing a kiss
Message about people with big teeth
Bucktooth smiley
Big teeth
<
For dumb questions
User is Vietnamese peasant
Hero user
Dunce
Magician
Skier
|-( Late night messages
Nightmare.
Smiley lost his contact lenses
Asleep with nightmares
Yawn
:^) From a person with a large nose
Messages teasing people about their noses
User has a broken nose
Smiley with pointy nose (righty)
Smiley with a personality
3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
Broken nose
Happy
:*) Clowning around
Smile with moustache
I'm drunk
User is drunk
Ed McMahon
Drunk smiling face
Everyman
Smilie with the nose of a clown
:-{#} From a person with braces
Messages teasing people about their braces
User is sick of messages teasing people about their braces
&
Messages from people with curly hair
Curly hair
User is Guinan
Wig II
@
User is wearing a turban
Smiley wearing a turban
Indian (East/Asian)
Elvis
A turban
#
Done by someone with sort of matted hair
"Everything you know is wrong"
For people whose hair is in a mess
User has a crewcut
Smilie with a fur hat
Happy with Hair
O:-) Angel
For those innocent souls
Angel smiley
Acting very innocent (halo)
With halo
C=
User is a chef
Chef smiley
Galloping Gourmet
User is formally attired
Evening dress
<:>== A turkey
A turkey emoticon
...---... S.O.S.
O
@*&$!% You know what that means...
2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
"Forty Seconal should suffice"
(O--< A fishy message...
User suspects something fishy is going on
@}->-- A rose.
@>+-+-- A rose.
@>-->-- A rose.
---<---@ A rose.
@}-,-'-- A rose.
@}-;--`--- A rose.
@>--->---- A rose.
@}--;---`---- A rose.
@}`,---------- A rose.
@}-^---,------ A rose.
@}-->---->---- A rose.
@}--)----)---- A rose.
@)--`---,----- A rose.
@}--<---<----- A rose.
@}--`----,---- A rose.
@}----`----^-- A rose.
@}----->------ A rose.
@(---`--`------ A rose.
@},`----------- A rose.
@}--,--`------- A rose.
@--^--^--^--^------ A rose.
(-_-) Secret smile
User is happy (sideways)
(.)(.) Ms. Dos
User has big boobs
I'm overweight
William Conrad
:-> Alternate happy face
User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
Hey hey
Sarcastic smiley
Biting sarcastic face
Deformed lips
Happy
Yet another smiley
Smug
User just made a really devilish remark
Very Glad/Pleased/Very Happy
Leer
Grin
Smiley walrus
Bummed out smiley
User is really bummed
Real unhappy smiley
Dracula user
Count Dracula
:-< Forlorn
Real sad smiley
Walrus smiley
Frowning
Moustache
Amazed
Mad/Upset
Vampire
Dog
;-C Sardonic incredulity
:-} Crooked Smile
Smiley variation on a theme
Beard
"Thish wine tashted pretty good"
Fiendish grin
Lipstick
Normal smiling face with pretty lips
Wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
User has had a little too much to drink
Smilie with a curly smile
User happy Matthew
Ironic Smile
User is leering
:-i Semi-Smiley
User is half smiling
Smoking
:-7 User after a wry statement
User just made a wry statement
Smiley after a wry statement
Smirking smiley
Smokes a pipe
Talking out of side of mouth
Wry face
(@ @) You're kidding!
:-" Pursing lips
Whistling smiley
Heavy smoker
:-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
Talking head smiley
Speaking
Orator
:-V Shout
Shouting smiley
Uh oh
Talkaktive smiley
Mr. Bill
Wow!
Birth
Ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
Yelling
Shocked user
Orator
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-W Shout with forked tongue
Speak with forked tongue
:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
Smiley raspberry
Sticking tongue out
:-f Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
Sticking tongue out
Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
User is talking, talking, talking
:-1 Smirks
Smiley bland face
Bland face
:-, Smirks
"Hmmmm."
Smirking
Blank with cigarette or cigar
<
User just saw a mouse, Eeek!
:-T Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-y Wider happy face (or Minstrel singers)
Said with a smile
Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
Speaking doubtfully
Man playing an harmonica
"Have an ordinary day" smiley
User is having an ordinary day
Grim
No expression
No expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
Dead face
Blank look
Smiley monkey
:'-( Shedding a tear
User is crying
Crying
Upset
:~-( Shedding a tear
Crying
Bawling/Really Crying and Upset
:~(~~~ Crying
|-) Getting tired
A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight.
Lt. LaForge
Data
Hee hee
Chinese
Same as
Asleep (boredom)
Nip user
Dreaming Pleasently/Sleeping
Oriental
Ray-Bans
User is sniggering
:~) Yummee - lick lips
Peter Ubberoth
Needs a nosejob
Pointy nose (righty)
Smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
Ugly nose
Ill with a cold
I might sneeze
:-? Licking your lips
User smokes a pipe
Smiley smoking a pipe
Smoking a pipe
Tongue in cheek
User with a fetish for Blue Oyster Cult
Puzzled/Questioning
Jean Chretien's face
Speaks like a politician
"Mais que voulez-vous?" (I can't help)
:-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
I just ate a pickle
o= A burning candle for flames
-= A doused candle to end a flame
8 Infinity
.-) User has one eye
User is Sammy Davis, Jr.
:-: User is mutant
Mutant smiley
Mutant
Toothless
The invisible smilie
Smiley invisible man
Ghost smiley in invisible state
Here's the boat I lost
:<) For those with hairy lips
User is from an Ivy League School
User is a blabber mouth
:^{ For those with mustaches
8*) Smile with glasses and moustache
Glasses and a moustache
B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!
:<)= For those with beards too
:-=) Older user with mustache
Older smiley with mustache
Adolph Hitler
Smiley face with bushy mustache
Bushy mustache
:
User wears normal glasses
User has four eyes
Bi-focals
8
From a little girl
User is a little girl
Little girl smiley
Wizard
Spectacles on their forehead
B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses
Cheap sunglasses
Batman (as played by Michael Keaton)
P-) Pirate
Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
Getting fresh
:-{ Count Dracula
Smiley variation on a theme
Mustache
User sad Matthew
Alternate sad face
=|
Abe Lincoln
7
:~i Smoking
:~j Smoking and smiling
:-I Indifferent smilie.
Hmm
Indifferent
Thinking
Poker face
It's something, but I don't know what...
User without a sense of humor
Angry
:-B Drooling (or overbite)
User is David Letterman (gap-toothed smile)
Buttmouth user
)
(
Captain Picard
Smiley big-face
"I never sang for my grandfather"
Big-face
No hair
Surprised
User is bald
Wearing bicycle helmet
Smilie wearing skull cap
Soldier
@= Warning about nuclear war
User is pro-nuclear war
"Kafka was a momma's boy"
Flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows
Pro-nuclear activist
OO Headlights on msg
:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
User's nose is sliding off of his face
After a fight where his nose was smashed in
Viet Nam vet user (with nose broken out of joint by some VC)
Tongue in cheek
Boxer
#
"Jesus built my hotrod"
Smiley done by someone with matted hair
Mr. Bill
(
Ill
Ill-informed about the Renaissance
(:-& Message indicating person is angry
Rosicrucian
Angry
(
Unsmiley frowning
Very unhappy smiley
The saddest smiley
Sting
Frowning
(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
Broken nose
(:<) Message concerning blabber mouths
Rastafari
Blabber mouth
?-( Message about people with a black eye
Black eye
*:* Message about fuzzy things
Fuzzy
*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
Fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
User is cross-eyed
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
Elephant man
After staring at the terminal for 36 hours
Broken glasses
Drunk with laughter
Long bangs
+<
The Pope
{0-) Message from cyclops
Hair-parted-in-the-middle-scuba-diver user smiling
(
Formally attired
A suit and tie
@%&$%& You know what that means
N.W.A. fan
User is swearing up a storm
||*( Handshake offered (giving)
||*) Handshake accepted (taking)
<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
>< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
<{
In a bottle
<
In a space rocket
(:-... Heart-breaking message
Heart-broken
<<<<(
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up! (mini whole body)
<I==I) A message on four wheels
User is on four wheels
{ Alfred Hitchcock
A psycho
..|._ Opposite of a rose
&
*;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing
nonchalantly on her cigarette.
>
Nasty user
A little devil
>
@
&:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw
&8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw
@@
(8-} Percy Dovetonsils
>-) Oriental Smiling Face
An alien
&B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.
O!O A MALE moon
O^O A FEMALE moon
;|
7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
*<|
Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
)-
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Smiley wearing a walkman
Listening to walkman
User has a flattop
Frankenstein user
Garibaldi from Babylon 5 (author says note the flat top)
User is wearing a hard-hat
A personal stereo
Frankenstein's monster
d
Message about baseball
Baseball smiley
Baseball player
Smilie with a cap
Jockey
A baseball cap
Undecided smiley
User is VERY sad
Thinking
Skeptical
;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
Popeye beaten up
Smiley after a BIZARRE comment
Confused
-
User is a punk rocker
Has mohawk
:
:n) User with funny-looking right nose
Smiley with funny-looking right nose
:u) User with funny-looking left nose
Smiley with funny-looking left nose
'-) User only has a left eye, which is closed
Winking smiley
One eyed man
(-: User is left-handed
Australian
Don Ellis from Tektronix
Left-handed
(-) User needs a haircut
(:I Egghead
User is an egghead
{
Kirk
User wears a toupee
Smiley wears a toupee
New hair style
+
Priest smiley
Priest
=
From a hosehead
Smiley is a punk
Punk rocker
User is a dickhead
%-^ User is Picasso
Picasso
User was painted by Picaso
@:I Turban
(><) Anally retentive
:-! Foot in mouth
Smiley bland face
Bland face
Malcom McUser
Excited/Exclaiming
#-) Partied all night
Lt. LaForge
Zombie
That comment made me sick
Sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
%-\ Hungover
Man with bowtie
Thespian
User is a big girl
8:] From a gorilla
Gorilla
(
Likes to scuba dive
Scuba diving
(-
{:V Sounds like a duck
%+{ From the loser of a fight
Lost a fight
d
q
Wearing baseball cap backwards
User is a baseball player
Baseball catcher
Rapper
>
Trekkie
User is skeptical
Lefty undecided smiley
Retarded user
Mixed/Apprenhensive
:-{)} Commander Riker
<>:{(} Lt. Worf
**
]) Lt. LaForge
[
{(
Wearing toupee
} (
8(
Mickey Mouse
Mousketeer
Walt Disney
******
^^ Happiness (Japanese symbol)
^^; Embarrasment (Japanese symbol)
;; Sadness (Japanese symbol)
-- When it's the occasion to bow (Japanese symbol)
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
Devilish smiley
Devilish
User is leering
>;-> Winky and devil combined.
A very lewd remark was just made
[:] User is a robot
Robot smiley
Robot
B
User has glasses on forehead
:-{) User has a mustache
Moustache
Normal smiling face with a moustache
Happy with Mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
Smiley wears lipstick
Heavy lipstick
Mick Jagger
Big mouth
}
Bull headed
:-[ User is a Vampire
Un-smiley blockhead
Vampire smiley
Biting criticism
Blockhead
Pouting
Sarcastic
Count Dracula
Bad Mood/Grumpy
Severe Displeasure
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
Has major dental problems
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
Drooling
:-~) User has a cold
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
Crying with happiness
Smiley face screaming
User is saying, "It's true, I swear"
Beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
Extremely angry
Swearing
User about to barf
Barking/Tounge Lashing
Tongue ring
:v) User has a broken nose
Left-pointing nose smiley
Left-pointing broken nose
Big nose
-
:=) User has two noses
Orangutan smiley
+-
Priest
`
,
Shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
|-I User is asleep
Sleeping
|-O User is yawning/snoring
Birth
Bored
User is bored by the article you submitted
:-Q User is a smoker
Smoker
Smoking smiley
User smoking a bud
Talking or Shouting with cigarette or cigar
O-) Message from cyclops
Smiley after smoking a banana
Megaton Man, on patrol!
Scuba diver
Arc-welder
A Martian (happy)
O
Angel
What you say makes no sense
Sick smilie
Sheepish/confused
Bow tie
A big wet kiss
User with taped-up mouth
User is swearing
<|-) User is Chinese
Rickshaw driver
A Vietnamese peasant
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes/fortunes
*<
Santa Claus
Smilie with hat and pompom (cold weather smilie)
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
*
User is a bozo
Clown
3:] Pet smilie
3
Pit bull smiley
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
E-
TV detector van operator
Smiley licking it's lips
%-6 User is braindead
<:-I User is a dunce
K
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
Orator
Smiley orator
User can't find shift key
..-) User only has one eye
,-) User only has one eye
Winking happy smiley
One eye ... and winking
Sammy Davis, Jr.
X-( User just died
Net.suicide
You are brain dead
Dead user
8
C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=) Variation on a theme
Chinese smiley
Interested smiley (big eyes)
The "cute" smiley
A different smiley
:} What should we call these? (what?)
The Grinch
If the user is a frenchmen and he has a curly mustache
:I Hmmm...
Hmmm, not funny!
Bored
Cute guy
Pensive
Bad joke, but since I like you, I'll try to smile
Happy
Sad-turtle smiley
Frowning
A vampire
Very unhappy
:< Midget unsmiley
What pretences!
Sad boy
:{ Oh boy, the headmaster!
Amazed
Feed me smileys
Big gob
:Q Smoking
Split/chapped lip
:,( Crying
Crying smiley
[] Hugs
:* Kisses
Blowing kisses
|I Asleep
|^o Snoring
Hepcat
:-` Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
Spitting out chewing tobacco
:-% Smiley banker
Banker
Bearded
Talking out of both sides of mouth
:-6 Smiley after eating something sour
Smiley after eating something spicy
)
Impish smiley
)
Nordic smiley
)
=
Punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
:-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
Trying to touch tongue to nose
:-e Disappointed smiley
Disappointed
:-t Cross smiley
Pouting smiley
:-] Smiley blockhead
Biting sarcasm
Blockhead
Sarcastic
Smilie with straight smile
Obnoxious user
Good Mood/Grinning
Grim Smile
}
Wearing toupee in an updraft
I have a bull head
Devil
:-a Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
Said with a smile
User is making razzbery Ththtpppttt
User is sticking out their tongue
g-) Wearing pince-nez glasses
:-j Left smiling smilely
User has a crooked smile
Smoking and smiling
:-l Yet another smiley
User is almost smiling
:-b Left-pointing tongue smiley
"I have a longer tongue than Gene Simmons, only it is cloven"
User is sticking out tongue
.-] One-eyed smilely
,-} Wry and winking
0-) Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
Cyclops
Arc-welder
Scuba diver
User wears a scuba mask
Happy invader from Mars
Cross eyed
}:^#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
with a double-chin
|-D Ho ho
Laughing out loud, HO HO
~~
O |-) Net.religion
8 :-I Net.unix-wizards
E-:-I Net.ham-radio
>:-I Net.startrek
Trekkie
3
|-P Yuk!
Reaction to unusually ugly C code
<:I Dunce
:-8( Condescending stare
>:-< Mad
Angrily Mad/P'edoff
I'm getting angry!
8-| Suspense / thriller
Eyes wide with surprise
:- Male
Prolog programmer
>- Female
8-# Death
Dead smiley
User is dead
8-O "Omigod!!"
Took too many nodoz to work on thesis
User just before doubling over with pain
;-( Crying smiley
'That makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your
lights out'
Beaten up
Sad face gets his lights punched out
Sad or mad and got beat up
;^) Smirking smiley
User is a big girl
:-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley
<:-l Dunce smiley
>:-l Klingon smiley
@:-} Smiley just back from the hairdresser
X
User is Aunt Jemima
l^o Hepcat smiley
}:^#) Pointy nosed smiley
:-3 Handlebar mustache smiley
: = Beaver smiley
P-( Pirate smiley
:
Pig
([( Robocop
&-l That made me cry
l-O Smiley is yawning
l
$-) Yuppie smiley
Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
Won big at Las Vegas
Won the lottery
:----} You lie like pinnochio
Pinnochio
8<
H-) Cross-eyed smiley
User is Geordie LaForge
]-I Smiley wearing sunglasses
Very cool sunglasses (so smirks)
V^J Smiley with glasses, seen from left side (portrait, talking)
+-( Smiley, shot between the eyes
~
Having only one single hair
`' Cat's eyes in the night
L-P Totally scrambled smiley
BI A frog
-( Always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser
burn-in room
User with gouged-out eyes
!-( Black eye
!-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-back-
and-forth."
Cyclon Centurian
Popeye User
!.'v Flat top (profile)
!|
#(,'%/) Slept too long on one side and didn't have time to wash hair
#
&
$$ For academic jobs
$$$ For industrial jobs
$$$$ For people starting up their own company
% For bike accidents
%') After drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@
%*} Very drunk
%-<I> Drunk with laughter
%-{ Sad variation
I've been on the computer all night
%-} Humor variation
%-~ Picasso
User was painted by Picaso
%\v Picasso
User was painted by Picaso
&-| Tearful
&.(.. Crying
'
One eyebrow
'~;E Unspecified 4-legged critter
( Unhappy Cheshire cat
(!) Reference to non-Vanderbilt SEC football
A tight ass
($) Speculation on why Vanderbilt is in the SEC
() Reference to football
(,'%/) Slept too long on one side
(-.-)Zzz... Sleeping (sideways)
(-:
Putting heads together
(-E: Wearing bifocals
(-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00) Mooning you
(
Homer Simpson
I'm an Owl
Swimmer
(8-{)} Glasses, moustache and a beard
(: (=| Wearing a ghost costume (mini whole body)
(:+) Big nose
(:- Unsmiley frowning
(
Said something he shouldn't have
(:-* Kissing
(
(:-I Egghead
(
(:-{~ Bearded
(:=) TWO noses (?)
(H f Robocop in a hydraulic press
(V)=| Pacman champion
(X0||) Double hamburger with lettuce and tomato
(^^)y-~~~ Smoking (sideways)
(x) Reference to Vanderbilt football
(|-| F Robocop
(}-8] Left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
) Cheshire cat
*!#*!^*&
** For winter sports generally
**-( Too many shocks
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
Cyclops after meeting Odysseus
*-) Shot dead
User was shot for the last posting
Cross-eyed smiley
*
*<.'v Wearing snow cap (profile)
*<
*<|
*L* User is blotto (sideways)
*| For "oh what a beautiful sunset"
User is commenting on the sunset
+-(
The Pope
+<.'v Knight (profile)
+<
User is a bishop
Monk/nun
+<||-) Knight
+O:-) The Pope
,.'v Has short hair (profile)
- Helen Keller
- @= Messages about nuclear war
- -
- -
-) Jose Feliciano
---... SOS (variant)
---...--- SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-/- Stirring up trouble
-
-=#
->- For airline tickets going cheap
->=
'! Grim (profile)
'" Pursing lips (profile)
'J Smiling (profile)
'P Sticking tongue out (profile)
'T Keeping a straight face (profile)
'U Yawning (profile)
'V Shouting (profile)
'Y Whistling (profile)
'\ Frowning (profile)
'r Sticking tongue out (profile)
'v Talking (profile)
'w Speaking with forked tongue (profile)
-( Always should wear safety glasses
-] One eye
.---... ABBA fan
SOS
...( Wile E. Coyote after attempt on Road Runner's life
\/ Duck variation
^v Pointy nose (profile)
_) Suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every
ten minutes now)
Suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~ User has a lopsided hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
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0-( Scuba diver with a broken mask
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3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
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Bull
4
Sailor
5
6\/) Elephant
7
Wearing shades
Real cross eyed
User wears glasses
8-* Just ate a hot pepper
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain
8-P Reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee
8-S Sees all evil
8-] "Wow, maaan"
User is FDR
8-o Mr. Bill
Shocked
8
8=
Chef
8P Bullfrog in mating season
8^ Chicken
8_) Don't get your nose out of joint
User has his nose out of joint
8b Bullfrog in mating season
: ) Leper
Happy face
:
:'O Bob Hope
:'} Richard Nixon
:+( Punched nose, hurt
:+) Carl Friedrich Gauss
User has big nose
Teddy bear smiley
:-' Smoker
Chewing tobacco
User is spitting out chewing tobacco
:-'| Has a cold
Negro user
Shout
"I stubbed my toe"
Mick Jagger
Very happy
Al Jolson
User is man with a bowtie
Sen. Paul Simon
:--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------) Big liar
:-.) Madonna
Marilyn Monroe
Cindy Crawford
:->X==| Smiley formal wear
Formal wear
:-G- Smoking cigarettes
:-M Speaking no evil
:-Q~ Smoking
:-R Has the flu
:-Y A quiet aside
User is talking after the no yelling smiley
:-bill Zydeco Bill, with harmonica in mouth and washboard on chest
:-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat
:-{~ User has read too many toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
:3-< Dog
::=)) Double vision or needs new shocks
:<() African tribesman
:<= Walrus
:<| Attends an Ivy League school
:= | Baboon
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:>) Big nose
:?) Philosopher
Smilie with a pig nose
Blowing a raspberry
:Q) John Q. Public
:Ui Smoking
:Uj Smoking and smiling
:V Woodpecker
:V) Woodpecker
Sworn to secrecy
:^( Has had his nose put out of joint
User has a broken nose
:^D "Great! I like it!"
:^{)> Moustache and beard
:b Sticking out tongue
:c) Big nose variant
:c< Big nose variant
Licking lips
Smiley with a round nose
W.C. Fields
User has a pig nose
User has a cold
:q Vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"
:~( Nose put out of joint
:~-) So happy, s/he is crying
:~/ Really mixed up
; Cheshire cat with gingivitis
;( Crying
;-? Wry tongue in cheek
Constipated
;-| Beaten up but silent
No expression face gets his lights punched out
Says nothing but still gets beat up
;-} Leer? (terminal dependent)
User is wry and winking
User is leering
;
;^? Punched out
User was punched out for submitting sexist articles
<*:oDX Clown with bowtie and dunce
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Dunce
<= For messages about housing in the Snow Belt
<@:{(>X Mustached chinese man with a toupee, goatee, bow tie
<|-(= Chinese and doesn't like this article
Chinese and unhappy
<|-)= Chinese
Chinese with a beard
=)
Happy in Cowboy Hat or Yippee
=-O The Enterprise
=-O * * * The Enterprise firing photon torpedoes
=-O~~~ The Enterprise firing phasers
=.'v Has mohawk (profile)
=0== Mexican on a railroad!
=8') Smiley with glasses and a mohawk (?)
=8-> A nerd smiley that's unbearably pleased with itself
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Smiley punk with a mustache
=:-H Football player
==#== Railroad crossings
===:[OO']>:=== Has been railroaded
=====:} Snake
=^) Open minded smiley
=t== Mexican run over by train
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A top hat
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>-< Absolutely livid!!
>-> China man
Chinese
Illusionist
>-^);> Fish
>8o!... Bugs Bunny with carrot
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>:*) Bozo the Clown
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Sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-b Left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^( Headhunter (Amazon style)
>>-O-> General Custer
>[I Television >w Nose-thumbing gesture >|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation." >|-> Chinese ?
Robot
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[= For messages about housing in Arizona
\.^./ Lotus position, seen from above
\/\/\/\,8-O Really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
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A beret
\:^) Gumby smiley
User is gumby
\o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) (sideways)
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Smilie with a nurse hat
Member of the Royal Family
]:-> The Devil
User is devilish
^(^ Happy variation (sideways)
^)^ ^(^ Two people talking (sideways)
^L^ Happy (sideways)
^v^v^ Mountains
User is near the mountains
_:^) American Indian
_\\// Vulcan salute
__! Enough for now
__. Properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__/~`-'~\_/ Line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__ Cat on a wall
Q~` Cat
_______ Wile E. Coyote under rock
A He-Ne laser line
Student EEG on Saturday night
`-_-' Have you hugged your wolf today?
`^J Smiley
d
d.'v Wearing hard hat (profile)
i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-) Cyclops
o-<:-{{{ Santa
o/ Raised hand
oO:-)*** Santa Claus
oo "It's cold out"
Somebody's head-lights are on
A cups
oo- Puzzled, confused
pp# Cow (sideways)
pq`#' Bull (sideways)
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{:-{)} New hair style, mustache and beard
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{:^=( Adolph Hitler
{= For messages about housing
{{-}}} Refugee from the '60's
Hippie
{} 'No comment'
Hug
| For bike fleet messages
|) Salamander
|-<> Kissy face
Blowing a kiss
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown)
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User has the one eyebrow syndrome
Teacher
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|:[' Groucho Marx
|| For messages about cars or other four-wheeled vehicles
|~( "Someone just busted my nose"
User just had nose busted
}(
A Viking
}-) A wry grin
}:-< Cat
}:~#}) Mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached ugly nosed smiley
with a double-chin
~
User is being flamed
User is particularly angry (steamed)
~\8-O Needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~\8-O Zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~c___ Beach
~~~8} Snake
~~~~8} Snake
~~~~:> Person in a transporter beam
~~~~> Photon
|-( ) Yawning smiley
|-(= =) Yawning smiley from Vietnam
IIII8^)X Cat in the Hat
: .) Cindy Crawford
((: =)X Charlie Chaplin
: =) Adolf Hitler
<+-< : ) Pope
C:\> MS-DOS Programmer
^_^ Basic smilie (Japanese symbol)
;_; Crying smilie (Japanese symbol)
@_@ Boggled eyes smilie, or glasses (Japanese symbol)
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An ass that's been around
This ass costs you a lot less
~\\ (^o^) /~/~ Octopus (Japanese symbol)
(o|o) Ultraman (Japanese symbol)
*^_^* Blushing smilie (Japanese symbol)
Cute little girl
^_^;;; Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)
^^;;; Embarassed smilie; cold sweat (Japanese symbol)
|-| User is asleep (boredom)
=:=| User is a priest
*) Mutant smiley
Here's Thor Hi-y'all.
]B=8} Dragon smiley
User is a dragon
`@_____ User is writing about snail mail
`\=o-o=/' User wears eye glasses
())=( User is drinking wine
<0__/\__/\_ User is a worm
( o ) ( o ) User has big hooters
(o)(o) User has big boobs
Surprise
Perfect breasts
>[]I User is watching television
:^X^C User is an emacs user saying "How do I get out of this damn
vi editor?"
(OO) User is mooning you (sideways)
)*( User is an asshole (sideways)
oo---oo-Bo User is a truck driver
i-=<*** User is applying flame thrower
~~~c___ User is at the beach
,,,^..^,,, User is a cat peeking over a fence (sideways)
~M`'~ User is camel (sideways)
`AR~ Baby elephant (sideways)
(^o^) User is joyously singing (sideways)
(^.^)/ User is waving hello (sideways, Japanese style)
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(>_<) User is furious (sideways)
User is hurt (Japanese style)
(=_=)~ User is sleepy (sideways, Japanese style)
{{(>_<)}} User is cold (sideways, Japanese style)
@L@ User has spent too many hours at terminal
` ' User is a cat (at night) (sideways)
(*_*) User is in love (sideways)
($_$) User is being greedy (sideways)
Yuppie
(x_x) User is dead (sideways)
(u_u) User is sleeping (sideways)
(OvO) User is an owl (sideways)
(g_g) User is sleepy
#!^~/ User is kissing and wears shades (profile)
*<o'v User is wearing snow cap (profile)
|o'v User has a flat top (profile)
!o'v User is a dealer in Vegas
+<#^v User is knight (profile)
,o'v User is has short hair (profile)
o'! User is grim (profile)
o'" User is pursing lips (profile)
o'J User is smiling (profile)
o'P User is sticking tongue out (profile)
o'T User is keeping a straight face (profile)
o'U User is yawning (profile)
o'V User is shouting (profile)
o'Y User is whistling (profile)
o'\ User is frowning (profile)
o'r User is sticking tongue out (profile)
o'v User is talking (profile)
o'w User is speaking with forked tongue (profile)
o^v User is pointy nose (profile)
=o'v User is has mohawk (profile)
@o'v User is has curly hair (profile)
do'v User is wearing hard hat (profile)
~o'v User is has long bangs (profile)
_o^v User is an American Indian (profile)
,o^y User is smiling while talking (profile)
7=^> User is happy (3/4 view)
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:-8p User is Dizzy Gillespie (puffed cheeks and trumpet)
IIIIII8^)X User is The Cat in the Hat
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C8<] User is Darth Vader
[:=I] User is Frankenstein
(>:^F) User is Count Dracula
=|B-{|### User is from ZZ Top
(8=X User is Death (Mr. Death to you) (skull & X bones)
(|-( User is "Good Grief!"
User is Charlie Brown
(|-| F User is Robocop
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Smiley cow
7:^) User is Ronald Reagan
7:u) User is Fred Flintstone
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Smiley with raised eyebrows
Skull
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>>>>>:============ User is a vegetable (asparagus)
(:= User is a beaver
Skull
:=8| User is a baboon
>:-3= User is Bugs Bunny
(:<> User is a duck
:8] User is a gorilla
.\/ User is a duck (profile)
#B<> User is a duck, with a spike haircut & Ray-Bans, quacking.
) User is the Cheshire cat
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{:-} 8 X User is a female wearing chastity belt
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(8-( : -8 User is a masked rapist
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(mini whole body)
O>--< User is dead on pavement (mini whole body)
o>8<|= User is writing messages about interesting women
(mini whole body)
oO:)& User is a grandmother
*-=|8-D User is a clown
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>[:^) User watches too much TV
[]:-{o User is a Barbershop quartet singer
<*(:-? User is a Wizard who doesn't know the answer
::-b|d-:: User is has glasses and is sticking out tongue at mirror
(P-| User is a Borg
X^o User is trying to focus on ASCII random dot stereograms
K%*} User is very drunk with lampshade on head
{-) User is needs a haircut
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*(H-) User is a downhill skier
*8=(: User is a blubbering idiot
.-( User should have worn safety glasses
._) User is suffering from Lorentz contractions
G-( User is a scuba diver with a broken mask
8-{) User is has glasses and a moustache
8===> User is a dickhead
: ( User is a leper
Shocked
"You stepped on my toe"
User is SHOUTING VERY LOUD
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:-G-~ User is smoking cigarettes
>:-t User is cross
>;-(' User is is so mad that s/he is spitting
beat up
Broken glasses
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(:-H User is football player
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=>B=) User is a punk rocker
>:w) User is making the nose-thumbing gesture
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C:H User is a football player
I8${} User is a Ubangi (bone in nose)
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Smiley with a graduation hat
A propeller hat/beanie
R-( User has broken glasses
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Tonto
:-. User has 'no comment'
Wispering/Talking Quietly.
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Teacher
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:-C===8 User is giving or receiving a blowjob
=-) Sideways smily face
User is Aladdin
:^U Turned face
:^Y Turned poker face
:^r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:^y Turned smiling face
:^W Turned face with tongue out
:^" Pursing lips
:-[] Robot face
:-[#] Smilie with braces
Eating
Here's a racing yacht
Cross-eyed
C|
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!
B-] Batman smiley
K-[ Batman with eyes poked out
=^-^= Cat smile
[:~~~~>)##### Jewish guy smiling
[:~~~~>o##### Jewish guy reading tora
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:-+ User with too much lipstick
Exhausted
:-*| User with moustache
:-=( Hitler user
8-(:-} Matt user with propeller beanie
:-h User with forked tongue
User is a big girl
(*): I Cyclops user
*8-I Nerd user
*X-I Dead nerd user
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The Elephant Man
._/ Squashed user
-: User up-side down with a brick in his mouth
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___m_OO_m___ REALLY spying at the wall
___m_+o+_m___ Clown spying at the wall
^^m^^oo^^m^^^ Spying at the wall with nails
__mmmm_oo_mmmm__ Octopus spying at the wall
__\/_oo_\/__ Crab spying at the wall
____V@_____ Snail spying at the wall
__m_(-O-)_m__ Koala spying at the wall
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______,________ Yet another ant spying at the wall
_____,P________ Ant with banner spying
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,___ Ants marching and spying at the wall
___,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,P,___ Ant Platoon marching and spying at the wall
____________ Invisible Man spying at the wall
__m__(((..)__m__ "Monica" spying at the wall
___m_--_m___ Chinese spying at the wall
__m____m___ Dwarf spying at the wall
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___m_@^@_m___ Man with glasses spying at the wall
_m_oo_m_m_oo_m_ Twins spying at the wall
_m_oo_mm_oo_m_ Siamese Twins spying at the wall
--m--xx--m-- Dead cartoon spying at the wall
__m_oo_?__ Cap. Hook spying at the wall
__m_oo__ One-handed spying at the wall
<B-v User using glasses and speaking
@&o/ Tearful-skeptical user wearing a turban
~~:I User burning
{|^x~ Hair-parted-in-the-middle user kissing and drooling
*!#^!*
<|*} Chinese-drunk-happy user
OOOOX-~( Dead-Marge Simpson-sad user with a cold
<X Crazy user giving a wet kiss
+-:
[0-\ Cyclops-undecided user using a walkman
<,-? One-winking-eye-only user smoking a pipe
<&*c Tearful-drunk-unhappy user
>&-r Tearful user sticking tongue out
<8-* Surprised user eating something bitter
(Bo/ Egg-head-skeptical user using glasses
{:0 Orator user wearing a toupee
}::-? User wearing a toupee in a updraft, using normal glasses
and smoking a pipe
B:*/ Drunk-undecided user with sunglasses on head
*^O Crazy-big-mouth user
OOOO-{I Marge Simpson-crazy user using a mustache
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<8-~) Swimmer user with a cold and smiling
>|*b Drunk user pointing the tongue out
@0-( Scuba-diver-sad user wearing a turban
(:-~I Egg-head user with a cold
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*.-) One-eye-only user smiling
~~0{ Scuba-diver user using a mustache and burning
<:-} Happy user
OOOOBc~ Marge Simpson-unhappy user using glasses and drooling
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(8*< Egg-head-swimmer-drunk-mad user
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<;-{( Sad user crying and using a mustache
*!#^!*|o# Schizophrenic user wearing braces
<0*c Cyclops-drunk-unhappy user
~~:-w User burning and speaking with forked tongue
+-8-( Religious-sad user wearing sunglasses
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[B-~[ Vampire user using a walkman, using glasses and with a cold
*!#^!*,-{\ Schizophrenic-one-winking-eye-only-undecided user
using a mustache
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>8-< Devilish-surprised-mad user
::-{} User using normal glasses and wearing lipstick
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the tongue out
}0*O Cyclops-drunk-big-mouth user wearing a toupee in a updraft
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@,^V One-winking-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting
:*(@) Drunk user shouting
<.(@) One-eye-only user shouting
<8-{D Happy user wearing sunglasses and using a mustache
|-~b User with a cold and pointing the tongue out
*!#^!*|oO Schizophrenic-big-mouth user snoring
@8[ Surprised-vampire user wearing a turban
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A dunce (or fresher)
<&-I Fool-tearful user
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[8*| Drunk user using a walkman and wearing sunglasses
<|-| Chinese user
@:-v User wearing a turban and speaking
<B-~D Happy user using glasses and with a cold
<8*p Surprised-drunk user pointing the tongue out
<8-{* User wearing sunglasses, using a mustache and arroughting
<8-{I Fool-swimmer user using a mustache
8:-T Little girl-incredule user
*<:{ User using a mustache and wearing a Santa Claus hat
@:*& Drunk-tongue-tied user wearing a turban
+-X-( Dead-religious user frowning
}0) Cyclops user wearing a toupee in a updraft and smiling
@.-(@) One-eye-only user wearing a turban and shouting
@B-O~ Big-mouth user wearing a turban, using glasses and drooling
*!#^!*
<B:^b User with sunglasses on head and pointing the tongue out
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<0-) Scuba-diver user smiling
{B-\ Hair-parted-in-the-middle-skeptical user using glasses
*:-{Q User using a mustache and smoking
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<8r User wearing sunglasses and sticking tongue out
{|oX Lips-sealed user wearing a toupee
<8^) Swimmer user smiling
<:r User sticking tongue out
<;-Q User smoking
*!#^!*0-v~ Schizophrenic-cyclops user speaking and drooling
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