Religions Of The World
Taoism : Shit Happens
Hinduism : This Shit Happened Before
Islam : If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Buddhism : When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
7th Day Adventist : Shit Happens On Saturday
Protestantism : Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicisme : If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah's Witness : Knock Knock, Shit Happens
Judaism : Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
Hare Krishna : Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism : No Shit
T.V Evangelism : Send More Shit
Rastafarianisme : Let's Smoke This Shit






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