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Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.