Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.