You ever heard that story about the little birdie? My Grandpa used to tell it to me.

There was this little birdie who didn't even know how to fly yet.
And one freezin' cold night he tumbles out of his nest and lands on the ground.
Well, he starts going "Piou! Piou! Piou!" like crazy, 'cause he's damned nearly freezing!
Lucky for him, along comes this cow, who sees him, and feels sorry for him.
So she lifts her tail... and SPLAH! Drops this steamy hot cowpie right on him!
The little birdie's nice and warm again, but still ain't happy and keeps going "Pioupiou! Pioupiou!" louder than ever!
A mean old coyote hears him and comes a'runnin'.
He reaches out a paw... pulls him out of the cowpie... brushes the dirt off him real nice... and then... swallows the birdie down in one go!

Grandpa said there was a morale there, but you had to figure it out for yourself.