"My heart is dead... I sometimes wonder if I even have a heart... and that I'm not overdoing the "helping others" to atleast think and pretend that I have a heart..."

"My heart aint even that anymore... I just think it shrank so badly when it bled empty, that it got into a hollow vein and found it's way to my @ss and one day... I just pooped it out...."

"My god... that's always my way of telling things hahhaa"

"I always have my funny ways of making heavy subject a little better to talk about, and even laugh about"

"If I ever go into heart surgery, all they'll find when they crack my chest open, is dust and spiderwebs.... and a little bedside picture of "someone", that's stading there as a reminder..."

"Yeah you know, that it's even a little miracle that I'm still "functioning"
Normal people wouldn't even be able to be alive without a heart... But I'm still here,.. typing this to you "

"I think that's quite remarkable "

"You know this is Thriller 2011 version, right?? "

"What you just witnessed was the beginning of a particularly terrifying nightmare... but it isn't... its the beginning....."

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