Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shimmer.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit, and
there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could share this thought with someone, if you give a shit.
Or not do so, if you don't give a shit! Who gives a shit?
Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Shit
and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........Well,
SHIT HAPPENS
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HIEHA SVEN
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MER, DAIMSKY, BOOGA
DJ IRFAN + MIJ DAAR ACHTER MER, SHELLY, DAMIAN
HAPPY DAYZZ: KIMONO!!!!
MOI&JAIMIE
WIE IS DAAR ACHTER???
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Hmmm... avond was pas net begonnen
GI JOE is iig terug!!!!!!!!
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Me carnavallen samen met Sjano en Siempje
Siem+ Me en Sjano undercover drinker
oeps
Roos, me, Sjano, Paps made by Paulsky
CAN YOU REALY TRUST THEM
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