One-liners van House MD Seizoen 3:
Is this an intervention? It's a little late since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am however, still hooked on phonics.
"Cane and Able"
Come on, he's old, sick, tiny! We can do whatever we want to him!
"Informed Consent"
Why can't you be more like the age-inappropriate girls who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me.
"Lines in the Sand"
This conversation is over, because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy.
"Que Será Será"
(In a whiney voice) House's house of whining. State your complaint.
"Son of Coma Guy"
Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions.
"Son of Coma Guy"
Person with the money makes the rules. Or in this case, person whose friend's with the person with the money, makes the rules.
"Son of Coma Guy"
Deep inside, Wilson believes if he cares enough, he'll never have to die.
"Son of Coma Guy"
I knew that cleavage was a smokescreen. You're a genius.
"Whac-A-Mole"
This is my office, I'm talking, there are people here who work for me, but not listening. Explain this to me.
"Finding Judas"
You know what else shuts down systems? Death!
"Finding Judas"
Look, there's Jesus. Go tell the Romans.
"Merry Little Christmas"
You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between "arrogant" and "unhinged" and I'm sure you'd hit one that describes me.
"Words and Deeds"
I told you never to call me when I'm on trial.
"Words and Deeds"
Haven't you ever seen an Afterschool Special? Dawson's Creek?
"One Day, One Room"
Who's here for a runny nose? (After a couple of people raise their hands) It's a cold! It will get better. Go home!
"One Day, One Room"
Hi again. And I'm sure I could say this without being condescending, but then you'd get the false impression that I respect you, so... you're a kid, you're scared, you're stalling, grow up.
"Insensitive"
I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
"Insensitive"
