- LiQu³d.! -

Decibel - Outdoor Festival 2005 20-08-05


FFWD - Dance Parade / Festival 13-08-05


Awakenings - Festival 2005 02-07-05




DJ Outblast.!


HEINEKEN ABOVE US IN HEAVEN
YOU NAME WILL BE BREWED
YOU BAR WILL COME
YOU BEER SHALL FLOW

AS IN THE PUB AS AT HOME
GIVE US TODAY OUR DAILY BEER
AND FORGIVE US OUR HANGOVER'S
LIKE WE FORGIVE OUR BARMAN
AND DON'T LET US TO SODA'S
EN RELEASE US FROM THE MALT
BECAUSE YOUR BEER IS THE KINGDOM
THE FORCE AND THE GLORY

...TILL CLOSING TIME

AMEN



MOCHT IK ONDER HET HAKKUH BEZWIJKEN,
MOCHT IK ONDER HET FEESTUH VERGAAN,
LAAT DAN OP M'N GRAFSTEEN PRIJKEN,
IK WAS TE STRAK OM OP TE STAAN!!!


Colored or Not?

A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go out in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

''But you sir..."
"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go out in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"