Rudy 82

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car & lift it up & change the tyre.
Wash my sock & sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe.
And then go fetch my slippers,
and boil me up another cup of tea.
Then, put another log on the fire
and come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sundays.
And don't I warn you when you're getting fat.
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me someday.
Why, a man can't love a woman more than that!
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister,
don't I take her driving every night?
So sit me at my feet, cos I like you when you're sweet.