"Please, do not be alarmed, remain calm, do not attempt to leave the dancefloor, the DJboot is conducting a trouble shoot test of the entire system, somehow while the party was in progress an unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time. And while many of you have been made to brainwashed to comprehend, this frequency is and has become a threat to our society as we know it. This frequency has been used by a secret society in conjunction with Lucifer to lure and prey on innocent partygoers, with hypnotism, synchroprism, tricknology, lies, scandal and pornography. While the party is still in progress, we will keep you updated on our current status. We repeat: this is only a test. This is only a test. This stationing-conjunction with other airwave-announcements will conduct this exact test without prejudice under the jurisprudence of the soul, the mind, the body, the positive, the negative, the ground, the proton, the neutron, the electron, the ying, the yang, the young, the sun, the moon, the star."
