DE 10 GEBODEN VAN DE PEPLAM
1-Gij die niet gebruikt, zult een mietje zijn.

2-Gij die slaapt in het weekend, zult verbannen worden uit het pepgeloof.

3-Gij die sos verkiest boven het magisch pepmiddel, zult branden in hel.

4-Gij zult een dag niet gepept als een dag niet geleefd beschouwen.

5-Gij mag niet stoppen.

6-Gij zult 1 keer per maand vasten, om te ervaren hoe moelijk niet pep-gebruikers het hebben.

7-Gij zult snuiven tot de dood u scheidt van de pep.

8-Gij die pep niet lekker vindt, is gedoemd te mislukken een ware peplim te worden.

9-Gij zult uw pep ten alle tijde delen in geval van nood.

10-Gij zult 5 keer per dag het pepgebed opzeggen.
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IK Haat Puntschoenen,
IK Haat de Politie,
IK Haat dat je drank ineens op is,
IK Haat Mietjes,
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IK Haat Darten,
IK Haat Frustatie,
IK Haat Clubkutjes,
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IK Haat Maandag,
IK Haat Meelopers,
IK Haat de Paashaas,
Ik Haat Nuchter,
IK Haat Betalen,
IK Haat Regen,
IK Haat Verliezen,
IK Haat Regels,
IK Haat Slapen,
IK Haat Haten,
IK Haat Mensen die denken dat ze alles zijn,
IK Haat de Politie toch ook nog maar een x,
IK Haat tegenspraak,
IK Haat eigenlijk best veel!!!
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