When we girls drink too much............
1. we have absolutely no idea where our
purse is.
2. we believe that dancing with our arms
overhead and wiggling our but while
yelling "WOO-HOO!" Is truly the sexiest
dance move around.
3. we've suddenly decided that we want
to kick someone's ass and honestly
believe we could do it too
4. in our last trip to pee, we realize
that we now look more like a homeless
hooker than the goddess we were just
four hours ago
5. we start crying and telling everyone
we see that we love them sooooo much.
6. we get extremely excited and jump up
and down every time a new song play's
because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to
the geek sitting next to us.
8. we've suddenly taken up smoking and
become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we
believe cheated us by giving us just
lemonade, but that's just because we
can no longer taste the gin
10. we think we are in bed, but our
pillow feelst strangely like the
kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. we fail to notice that the toilet
lid's up when we sit on it.
12. we take our shoes off because we
believe it's their fault that
we're having problems walking straight.
Send this along to all the girls you
know who like to have fun. Make
them laugh at themselves like you
probably did……sadly, many are true!!
