Pink Panther

A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman

Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful,
independent, self assured princess, happened upon a
frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the
shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near
her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an
evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and setup housekeeping in a castle with
my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so"

That night, while dining on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she
chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't Fucking think so.




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