Partyflock
 
Forumonderwerp · 596858
 
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So
I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was
to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said,
I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Hahaha :D :D :D
 
hehehe geweldig :)
 
haha :D
 
:D geweldig:D
 
nice! :D ben zo lam als maar kan maar lach me dood! :D
 
:D
hahahahahahhahahahah­aha super!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!
Daar sluit ik me volledig bij aan! Echt een goed verhaal en moet zeggen dat ik het met plezier heb gelezen!!
 
Ok dan! Deze is echt goed!
Hahhahaha :D
 
Hij is goed:D
Now that's a lesson to remeber! :D
 
(Y) (Y) (Y) echt goed verhaal!!
hahahaha, heel mooi ja.
Zou mijn schoonvader niet doen gelukkig hahahahaha
so daar kwam ik inderdaad goed vanaf ja
WHAHAHAHA LACHKICK!!!
 
(y)
 
Haha die is echt goed :)
Artiest {SHOWLIST artist 79055, 8541}
Dronken , maar hij blijft echt meesterlijk!!!!!!!!
 
Artiest Bruce P
en als je nou nog geen auto hebt?? Tsjah... ik vraag het maar?? Dan zo'n tasje onder je zadel van je fiets? hehe :p
 
Whahahahahaha :D:D:D
 
LOL :-)
haha dies goed!
Whahahahaha, geweldig (y) :-D
Artiest DSpawn
en als je nou nog geen auto hebt?? Tsjah... ik vraag het maar?? Dan zo'n tasje onder je zadel van je fiets? hehe


al douw je ze onder de deurmat, maakt niet uit, zolang je maar naar buiten moet ervoor :D
 
Whahaha hijs goed (Y)
 
ok dan spawn ;) Ik heb het begrepen :p
hij is goed poepieeeeeee!!!!!!!!­!

:d

kuzzzz
:D
netjes
neat!
 
:D
 
:D Ik vind hem goed (y)
 
Shit joh, het zal je maar overkomen.... Idd goeie test. Ghehehehe