Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek I spotted her behind the Himalayas
Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now.
Yo momma's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat, when she works at the movie theatre, she works as the screen.
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo momma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo momma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight
Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo momma's so fat, we're inside her right now.
Yo momma's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo momma's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
Yo momma's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat, when she works at the movie theatre, she works as the screen.
Yo momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo momma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo momma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo momma's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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