Favo (movie )onliners

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Morpheus: "there's a differents between knowing the path, and walking on the path".

Cypher: "U'd better buckle u'r seatbelt Dorothy, Kansas is going bye bye".
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taxi driver: "Are you talkin' to me? ... Are you talkin' to me??"
reservoir dogs: "If you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch"
12 monkeys (laatst op tv): "I am insane and you are my insanity"
waynes world: "swinggg" :D
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Blup ik ben een vis:

K3: 'Ik ben een klein, klein visje in een zee van blauw!'

Shies... anders is dat de enige quote die me nu even te binnen schiet.... Lame@$$! :p
me... i always tell the truth even when i lie :P hehe .. godfather :S ... el capone :S toch ??
Austin Powers, net op S2D gevonden :-D

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt).... Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell
outta me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could
ride you allday long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the

15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.

16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by

19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

21. F@#$K me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.

23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it

24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by

25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you
been drinking?

30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
bet we could do it in public.

31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you
like pizza?

32. Baby, I'm an American Express shouldn't go home
without me.

33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no.......... Can I???

34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in

35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
mjah, wat is dit nou weer voor copy paste dooddoener... :S

skabber> haha :D
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Leon: "Mathilda, don't you ever do that again or I'll break your head... got that?"
Mathilda: "Okay."
Leon: "If you work like that, it is not professional, there is rules."
Mathilda: "Okay."
Leon: "And stop saying okay all the time, okay!"
Mathilda: "Okay."
2 Skabber: Die is bruut idd :)

Dit is m'n absolute favoriet:

"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"


-Verbal Kint in The usual suspects-
jaah, Leon is een gave film ;p
en usual suspects idd ook: "how do you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss?" (6)
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"11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature"

Sol: "This is insanity, Max!"
Max: "Or what if it's genius?"

Marcy Dawson: "It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!"
"I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba"
"I'll take you all to fuckin' hell!!!"

Beiden Scarface

"Today is a good day to die" - Flatliners

"I still talk to god sometimes, i ask him if what i'm doing is wright or wrong.... still waiting for an answer............ " - The Punisher
Mad Max 3 was ook stoer
"Two men enter! One man leaves!" (6)
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What we do in live, echoes in eternity...
1. Scarface
2. matrixx
3. gladiator
"Pikachu, ik kies jou! Gebruik je bliksem-aanval!"

Sorrie, moest ik ff doen, anders had ik die nare Ter-Mini-Na-Tor Kwoot moeten doen ofzo... :s
Ome Willem: "Lusten jullie wel een broodje poehoep"?
"Everbody cool, this is a robbery..."

De discussie in Resevoir Dogs over het tippen van serveersters is ook fantastisch..

"If you loose the bet you have to buy our mom a caravan....."

"Zwelgje, wr ben je?"
"Zwelgje, ik ben booooooos op je"