The never ending history (phrase)

This topic is similar to the topic " Wanna play? (Word association game)"

But you will write a phrase for making a funny history.

A example:

User 1: a boy walking down the street

User 2: he finds a dog

User 3: the dog bites him in the ass

Etc.....

I start now! Are you ready?

I walking down the Amsterdam street

While I bust CHAOSZ's head with a rusty shovel

riding in my SUV eating a Doner kebab

and singing loud Madonna's song!

Like a Virgin, HEY, Touch 4 The Very First Time!

At that time, the rain is starting

so i close the window

a burglar break the window

and get in the room

takes a gun out to commits suicide

and he shoot in his mouth

But then the man relizes it was a water pistol

The end of water, after the man use a pistol x-ray

and he discovered he was a robot

and the battery was low

So he put his cock into the electric socket to recharge

and he started burning his balls

his girlfriend showed up and blew out the flames

then it was back into Amsterdam for an omlette and a drop of red

but then he threw up 'cause omlette was disgusting

But still walking down the streets with my nikes on

fucking bastard! he stole your nike!
he started running 'cause he doesn't want to give you back

A police running and the burglar is arrested

but he stole his gun and shot to him

Then the other cops came armed with pepper spray and blasted him with it

owned!

history's sucks big time...

think so.... let's start again!



Once upon a time a big porno actress, living in a castle discovered that.....





( hahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuhua!)

She was a Hemorphidite who liked small asian gypsy men...

so she went for a trip in Bangladesh...

To meet some shemales also found of gypsy men.2 days after her arrival, big heavy rain created floods...

causing her boat to malfunction in the middle of ...

a severe storm in the Indian ocean...

Swarming with Sharks...

To take a cup of tea with

a cookie and a candle.