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The Last Shitty Party Ever
· RIP Shitty Guide
6 december 2019
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Onder Stroom (buiten)
Tavernierkaai 11
Tavernierkaai 11, Antwerpen
België
Onder Stroom (buiten)
Tavernierkaai 11
Tavernierkaai 11, Antwerpen
België
Minimumleeftijd?
18Kledingvoorschrift
Cruise ship tourist
Cruise ship tourist
Line-up The Last Shitty Party Ever
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Gerard Herman · live |
Vieze Meisje · live |
After five years full of lies, exaggerations and massive hangovers we've had enough: the Shitty Guide calls it quits. We give up.
The Shitty Guide became a victim of its own success. Too many tourists came, looking for shittyness, but making everything less shitty. The whole city now feels like Disneyland on coke.
Very soon the city will go the same way as Venice: too many tourists, too many (sunken) cruiseships and too much water.
That’s why we're leaving Antwerp, for good! We shall return to where we came from: ashes to ashes, dust to dust, shit to shit.
The goods news: you're invited to join our ship! A 21th century version of Noah's Ark, but with less beastiality and more tolerance for LGBT. Together, we will survive this great flood of shit.
There may be a terrible climate catastrophy ahead, but while there's moonlight and mdma and love and romance: let's face the music and dance.
Dresscode: Cruise ship tourist
The Shitty Guide became a victim of its own success. Too many tourists came, looking for shittyness, but making everything less shitty. The whole city now feels like Disneyland on coke.
Very soon the city will go the same way as Venice: too many tourists, too many (sunken) cruiseships and too much water.
That’s why we're leaving Antwerp, for good! We shall return to where we came from: ashes to ashes, dust to dust, shit to shit.
The goods news: you're invited to join our ship! A 21th century version of Noah's Ark, but with less beastiality and more tolerance for LGBT. Together, we will survive this great flood of shit.
There may be a terrible climate catastrophy ahead, but while there's moonlight and mdma and love and romance: let's face the music and dance.
Dresscode: Cruise ship tourist
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⚓🏺🔱 THE SHITTY GUIDE IS RETIRING AND ALSO LEAVING TOWN FOREVER ON A CRUISE. COME TO THE VERY LAST SHITTY PARTY TO SAY GOODBYE. JOIN US ON THE FINAL CRUISADE TO SHITOPIA ⚓🏺🔱
🚢 On-board cruise ship entertainment:
🎤🎵 Partiboi69 (AUS): International style pirate, sex icon and enigma of the Australian underground.
🎤🎵 Vieze Meisje: Life is a vieze cirkel! In these dark days, Vieze Meisje is our only hope. Preach it to the circle!
🎤🎵 GERARD HERMAN: Are you free tonight? This Antwerp cruise ship crooner sings songs that will break your heart.
+ more musical ambiance and exciting on-board activities to be confirmed!
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞, 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘?
After five years full of lies, exaggerations and massive hangovers we've had enough: the Shitty Guide calls it quits. We give up.
The Shitty Guide became a victim of its own success. Too many tourists came, looking for shittyness, but making everything less shitty. The whole city now feels like Disneyland on coke.
Very soon the city will go the same way as Venice: too many tourists, too many (sunken) cruiseships and too much water.
That’s why we're leaving Antwerp, for good! We shall return to where we came from: ashes to ashes, dust to dust, shit to shit.
The goods news: you're invited to join our ship! A 21th century version of Noah's Ark, but with less beastiality and more tolerance for LGBT. Together, we will survive this great flood of shit.
There may be a terrible climate catastrophy ahead, but while there's moonlight and mdma and love and romance: let's face the music and dance.
Dresscode: Cruise ship tourist
🔊Signature ‘Onder Stroom sound’ ism met HK audio
www.onder-stroom.be
🚢 On-board cruise ship entertainment:
🎤🎵 Partiboi69 (AUS): International style pirate, sex icon and enigma of the Australian underground.
🎤🎵 Vieze Meisje
: Life is a vieze cirkel! In these dark days, Vieze Meisje is our only hope. Preach it to the circle! 🎤🎵 GERARD HERMAN
: Are you free tonight? This Antwerp cruise ship crooner sings songs that will break your heart. + more musical ambiance and exciting on-board activities to be confirmed!
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞, 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘?
After five years full of lies, exaggerations and massive hangovers we've had enough: the Shitty Guide calls it quits. We give up.
The Shitty Guide became a victim of its own success. Too many tourists came, looking for shittyness, but making everything less shitty. The whole city now feels like Disneyland on coke.
Very soon the city will go the same way as Venice: too many tourists, too many (sunken) cruiseships and too much water.
That’s why we're leaving Antwerp, for good! We shall return to where we came from: ashes to ashes, dust to dust, shit to shit.
The goods news: you're invited to join our ship! A 21th century version of Noah's Ark, but with less beastiality and more tolerance for LGBT. Together, we will survive this great flood of shit.
There may be a terrible climate catastrophy ahead, but while there's moonlight and mdma and love and romance: let's face the music and dance.
Dresscode: Cruise ship tourist
🔊Signature ‘Onder Stroom sound’ ism met HK audio
www.onder-stroom.be