Klant: Look here matie! The only reason that this parrot is sitting on his pirch is becaused is has been nailed there!!
Verkoper: Ofcourse it has been nailed, or else it would have zoomed out of his cage!
Klant: This parrot wouldnt zoom if i put 3000 Volts on it!!
Verkoper: Its probably pining for the fjörds..
Klant: PINING FOR THE FJÖRDS??
En dan nog een heleboel andere onzin
GSO (geniale shit ouwe!)