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Hello we are Thomas & Yannick and we like turtles. We live in Nijlen and that's probably the best town in the world. We like music but we also like fries with mayonnaise.
Sometimes we make tracks but most of the time we just play fifa13.
If you book us we'll come to your place to play some weird house music. It is allowed to dance but we don't give a fuck if you don't.
Please don't book us if you want to hear fresh dubstep anthems. We won't have them with us because we think they suck.

Our skills include: putting cd's in cdj's, matching the bpm with the other cdj & doing a backspin when we fail on the previous skill.
We master about 75% of the djm800 effects.

Under no circumstances will we pick up the microphone to ask the crowd it they are having a good time. Not even to wish your best friend a happy birthday.
If your best friend is a rather hot female we might make an exception.
She shall come on stage first so we can verify.

We do it for the lolz.